i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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