dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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