Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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