How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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