im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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