So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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