Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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