People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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