i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
it hurts more in the daytime
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
