Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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