Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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