Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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