Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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