question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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