he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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