oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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