lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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