She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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