Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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