I feel like abortions should bother me more
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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