i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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