If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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