I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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