We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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