guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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