a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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