he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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