idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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