She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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