I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
