I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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