that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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