dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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