Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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