We're facebook friends in real life
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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