I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My bed smells like the plague
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