So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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