I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
