Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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