So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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