Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I've blown a few things in my day
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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