it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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