There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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