Well douche your snatch and let's go!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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