have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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