I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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