Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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