thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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