but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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