You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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