Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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