i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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