I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
