Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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