I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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